Title:
Hell
Author:
Bob
Submitter:
Doug
Joke:
A man dies and goes to hell. Upon his arrival the devil greets him and says, "There are three
rooms here from which you may pick one to spend eternity in." So the guy looks in the first
room, and it is filled with people standing on thier heads on a concrete floor. The second room
has everyone standing on thier heads on a wooden floor. In the third room he finds a peculiar
sight ... everyone is up to thier neck in crap, but thier all drinking coffee. He looks at the devil
and says "I'll take this one." After ten minutes of drinking coffee in the third room, the P.A.
system blurts out "Alright you guys, coffee break's over ... back on your heads."

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Title:
Health Exam
Author:
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Submitter:
Eddie MCDaniel
Joke:
This old man went to the doctor for a physical exam. When the doc was thru the old man said
"What about my sperm count"? "Sperm count said the doc!" You're 85 years old. The old man
said I paid for a complete physical and I want it. So the doctor gave him a little bottle and told
him to go home and do his thing in the bottle and return it. 2 weeks later the old guy came
back in holding an empty bottle! What happened said the doctor? The old man said " I tried it
with my left hand, I tried it with my right hand and I even got my wife to take out her teeth.
And I still can't get the top off this damn bottle.

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A violinist says to his wife, "Oh, baby, I can play you just like my violin."

His wife replies, "I'd rather have you play me like a harmonica!"

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Son: Mother, I want to grow up and be a rock-n-roll musician.
Mother: Now son, you have to pick one or the other. You can't do both.

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